The Cold Cold Ground by Adrian McKinty

 

Our Rating...4⭐s

356 pages

First Published...2012

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• The Blurb...

Northern Ireland, spring 1981. Hunger strikes, riots, power cuts, a homophobic serial killer with a penchant for opera, and a young woman’s suicide that may yet turn out to be murder: on the surface, the events are unconnected, but then things—and people—aren’t always what they seem. Detective Sergeant Duffy is the man tasked with trying to get to the bottom of it all. It’s no easy job—especially when it turns out that one of the victims was involved in the IRA but was last seen discussing business with someone from the loyalist Ulster Volunteer Force. Add to this the fact that, as a Catholic policeman, it doesn’t matter which side he’s on, because nobody trusts him, and Sergeant Duffy really is in a no-win situation.

• Our Review...

I think I'm on a bit of an Ireland kick atm 🇮🇪🍀. Last book was "Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha," next one is "Killing Thatcher." Its Halloween surely i should being reading creepy stuff. Oh well 😊.

It's Ulster, 1981 and Sean Duffy is a man beset on all sides. Working in the narrow space between numerous enemies in Northern Ireland. He's catholic who is a police officer. So the catholics/IRA don't trust him, and again he's a catholic who is a police officer so the protestants/UVF/UDA don't trust him and the Brits/Army/MI5 don't trust. anyone. And to top it all, it's kicking off more than normal with hunger strikers in the Maze political prison and Maggie Thatcher even more of a right winger than TGR Davies (one for Welsh rugby stalwarts🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏉🫡😉.) I tend to like this set up. The lone hero, isolated and surrounded by enemies, must maintain his moral high ground and cunningly defeat his evil nemesis and win the girl. I'm thinking of Clint Eastwood in "A Fistful Of Dollars," or Eddie Giral, the French cop in occupied Paris in Chris Lloyd's excellent "The Unwanted Dead." See the If You Liked This... section.

The first body is a minor IRA player with his hand cut off. Standard fayre for a grass. However we come to learn that the severed hand found along the body isn't his. In addition there is a sheet of a musical score in the victim's rectum. So this is Sean's first head scratcher, is this a political or pervert murder... and we are off and running. Top man that he is Sean keeps coming back to the question....If you want to kill lots of people in Northern Ireland in the 1980s you don't really have to hide, just join of the initialism death squads. He could take his pick IRA, INLA or is he fancies a different flavour sauce he could go UVF or UDA. Serial killers? Belfast is choc-a-block with them. They're just less....exotic than the sexy American ones.

This is a very good serial killer plot but for me the USP is the setting and casting. They are quite delicious. Sean is our Mr Tibbs and the RUC take the place of the MIssissippi police as per "In The Heat Of The Night". While the location and timing, WOW . Bombs continually going off, rioting, political graffiti, shoot outs, car bomb checks and the constant drone of helicopters in the background. It's not a provincial British City it's a war zone. A society of the brink of collapse and civil war. Its an Irish Rwanda circa Feb 1994, or a celtic Fall of Saigon circa 1975 that's how screamingly chaotic the situation is.

The author conjures and blends all this stress and political angst into a heady cocktail to set the heart pumping and the blood pressure soaring.  Can Sean maintain his integrity, find the killer, punish him and not piss off the numerous terrorist and government big dogs, and off course get the good looking catholic pathologist? 

Really good book with great insight into the Troubles

This was first published in 2012. and is the first in a series of 7. Definite reads for me, but I am gonna save them for March or knowing me, I'll be reading ghost stories on St Patricks Day. 😁

• Selected Quotes...

The police were keen to have me. A university graduate, a psychologist, and that most precious thing of all . . . a Catholic.

I did not fasten my seat belt. Four police officers had died in car accidents this year, nine police officers had been shot while trapped in their vehicles by their seat belts. The statistical department of the RUC felt that, on balance, it was better not to wear a seat belt and a memo had been sent

We drank our whiskeys. It was the good stuff and it tasted of salt, sea, rain, wind and the Old Testament.

They were damp, cold and seemingly deliberately unlovely. The day the Northern Ireland Housing Executive gave you your key they probably gave you a suicide information leaflet.

He was far too attractive not to be a poofter

Brennan held up his hand. “Save it for your report. It’s not your worry any more. Nor mine. It’s that most glorious of things now: someone else’s problem.”

I looked for the customary plastic bag containing thirty sixpences or fifty-pence pieces but I didn’t find it. They didn’t always leave thirty pieces of silver when they shot informers but often they did. Here’s the hand that took the dirty money and here’s the Judas’s bargain.

hey would just love to top you, wouldn’t they, my lad? They’d love it.” “I suppose they would, sir,” I admitted. Everybody knew the IRA had a bounty on Catholic coppers.

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Paddy Clarke... Ha Ha Ha by Roddy Doyle

 

Our Rating 3.5⭐s

289 Pages

First Published 1993

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You Can find out more about Roddy Doyle Here

• The Blurb...

Paddy Clarke is ten years old.

Paddy Clarke lights fires. Paddy Clarke's name is written in wet cement all over Barrytown. Paddy Clarke's heroes are Father Damien (and the lepers), Geronimo and George Best. Paddy Clarke knows the exact moment to knock a dead scab from his knee. Paddy Clarke hates his brother Francis because that’s the rule. Paddy Clarke loves his Ma and Da, but it seems like they don't love each other, and Paddy wants to understand, but can't.

• Our Review...

First of all what a great title. Unusual and sticks in the memory

Roddy Doyle was the author of the Commitments, the film about a rag-tag group of working class/unemployed youngsters who form a soul band. A wonderful film full of comedy and tragedy. This 1993 booker prize winning novel is again based in Dublin but I feel it didn't quite hit the heights of The Commitments.

The tale is told through the eyes of ten year old Paddy, and the author does an excellent job of putting on a ten year old's goggles and seeing the world through his lens. 

The novel is basically in two parts. The first part is Paddy's happy go lucky childhood in a pre PC world schoolyard friendships and escapades. I grew up in the seventies and can identify with the semi feral nature of growing up in that era, although Paddy's childhood may have even been more wild than mine. I never forced my brother to take a bite out of a burning lighter fluid-soaked twig, which burned his tongue and mouth, or hold a boy down and basically water board him with washing powder. There are a lot of anecdotes like these and they constantly jump to a new one and back to old ones. Often I couldn't tell where one ended and where the next began. It was jarring, like trying to read a kaleidoscope. 

The second half of the book improved greatly although the subject matter was a tough read on occasion. We see the collapse of his mother and fathers marriage, which descends into domestic abuse. through paddy's eyes and we feel the collapse of his world alongside. Quite heartbreaking in parts.

• Selected Quotes...

He used his belt. He didn’t wear a belt. He kept it just for this. The back of my legs. The outside of my hand that was trying to cover my legs. The arm that he held onto was sore for days after.

I still loved her smell. But she wasn’t cuddling us; she was hanging on to us.

David Geraghty was the fella with the polio. That was why there’d been no one sitting beside him. You had to help him with his school bag and there was a smell of medicine off him.

I saw a squashed rat. The marks of the tyre were on it. We tried to light it but it wouldn’t go.

The jellyfish was still floating there, like a runny umbrella.

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Agrippa by Robert Harris

 

Oir rating 4.5⭐s

384 pages. First published 2026

You can buy Agrippa...here

You can find out more about Robert Harris...here

• The Blurb...

Julius Caesar is dead, and the lives of two teenaged boys are about to be changed forever. One is Caesar’s 17-year-old nephew, Octavius, whom he has made his heir.

The other is Octavius’s closest friend, Agrippa.

To claim Octavius’s inheritance, they must fight the giant figures of the Roman Empire – and, against all odds, they win. Octavius becomes the Emperor Augustus. For twenty years, they rule the world together.

Now Agrippa is fifty. Ailing and alone, betrayed by his wife’s infidelity, he takes refuge in his house on the Bay of Naples and begins to write his memoirs. Yet to stir up the past can be dangerous. From his earliest meetings with Julius Caesar, through the epic conflict with Mark Antony and Cleopatra, the great naval battle of Actium and the endless wars to expand the empire, he describes how one man has dominated his life: the cunning, ruthless, unknowable Octavius.

When it comes to power, does friendship exist at all?

• Our Review...

I like Robert Harris as an author, probably in my top three. I can think of only one book of his that was mediocre in my opinion,  (The Second Sleep.) It was a clever premise but the story didn't match up to the big idea. My two favourites are Fatherland (great premise, great story) and Enigma (didn't need a premise as it was all true but again great story.) So where does Agrippa sit in the cannon of Robert Harris work.. Short answer, along with the rest of his Roman histories It's right up there. When Harris writes historical fiction he is very good, when writes Roman historical fiction he is very, very good. His past Roman novels, Pompeii together with his Cicero Trilogy (Imperium, Lustrum and Dictator) all set a very high bar which he matches with Agrippa.

Having read his Roman books I think that Robert Harris is very much influenced by my favourite book. I, Claudius by Robert Graves (click link for review.) Which I think is a good thing 

The story is a first person narrative of Agrippa, the best friend of Octavius, who happens to be Julius Ceaser's nephew. As they grow it becomes obvious together they are better than the sum of their parts. The cunning Octavius is not physically strong and while he can command military it is definitely not his strong point. While Agrippa is his mirror opposite. Together they are ying and yang that make a perfect circle, much like Brian Clough and Peter Taylor at Nottingham Forest in the 1980s, or the dwarf and the muscle bound brute that made up Master Blaster in Mad Max3. 

When Cesear is murdered, a teenage Octavius is unexpectedly named heir to the Empire. However the great gift will not just be given. He will have to fight the great General Mark Anthony and navigate the even more dangerous enemies in the Senate. At least he can see Mark Anthony coming. Octavius is forced to rely on Agrippa, his Louka Brazi as they fight their to the top in the Roman game of thrones. But just as Clough and Taylor and Master Blaster eventually ended in entropy so might the same happen to the boyhood friends? 

The pressure on the two of them is immense and jealousy is a crow bar to even the strongest friendship. More so when Agrippa learns more of his own history.

Harris has a wonderful gift of pacing and depth. His one liners about history, politics and life in general just capture the zeitgeist of Rome (and of today also) just perfectly. Hence why I have included so many in the Selected Quotes section. His gift is enough history and facts so as to be accurate and interesting but not getting bogged down in detail. Reading Harris's history novels is a good way to learn about history. They give a real sense of immersion, while not losing the scale of times. And at the end it's all little clearer and infinitely interesting.

• Selected Quotes..

I am known – and have been for fifty years, ever since I was hauled by my heels from my mother’s corpse – as Agrippa.

The first rule in battle is to hold the line, whatever the cost. A fleeing army is defenceless.

All power depends on force. All force depends on money.

To lose a father to whom one has been close must be a terrible sadness for any son. And yet to lose a father from whom one has been estranged may perhaps be even worse.

power is like a muscle. It must be exercised constantly, otherwise it will turn flabby and weak.

Ignore the historians of warfare, with their neat blocks and arrows set down carefully on maps years afterwards. All battles are chaotic.

 I was a soldier not a politician. He cut me off with a wave of his hand. – These days you cannot be one and not the other. Politics is warfare in civilian clothes.

Hypocrisy is the essence of diplomacy.

Yet the truth was, I trusted no one, not even my wife. Thus does power warp us.

Power makes monsters of us all.

Like many young men, he did not allow his iAuggnorance to curb his eloquence.

I looked around my comfortable room, in my comfortable house, on my comfortable island, and realised I was living a comfortable death.

It was a choice between the bear and the fox. And in politics there is no choice. It has to be the fox.

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The Midnight Library by Matt Haigh

 

Our Rating 4⭐s

You Can Buy "The Midnight Library"...here

304 pages

First Published 2020

You Can Find Out More About Matt Haigh...here

• The Blurb...

Nora's life has been going from bad to worse. Then at the stroke of midnight on her last day on earth she finds herself transported to a library. There she is given the chance to undo her regrets and try out each of the other lives she might have lived. Which raises the ultimate question: with infinite choices, what is the best way to live?

• Our Review...

This book was recommended to me by someone who, in a short space of time, has become a well liked and respected friend.

Well what a lovely and thought provoking ride this turned out to be. Sort of a mirror image of "It's a Wonderful Life," in which George Bailey in the holding pen between life and death gets to see what the world would be like if he never existed. In our case Nora Seed  gets the opposite. She gets to try on numerous lives. Nora thinks the life she is in, her root life is a bit, well...shitty. One of the various books containing her other lives must be perfect so she sets out reading each one in the hope of finding a personal nirvana. Crossroads, sliding doors and the butterfly effect run through this book like a stick of rock. Wow I've used far too many metaphors in that last sentence.😕

Spoiler Alert Of course long before the end of her stay in purgatory we realise that Nora will choose her root life because, as we all know it's not the life we choose or strive for that is important, it is the way we deal with our current lives. 

As Robert M Pirsig author of The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance puts it "The only zen at the top of a mountain is the zen you bring with you."

 Or as i recently saw a quote by Ryan Jones, former Wales rugby captain now suffering early onset dementia,  "the good old days are now" 

Or as Seneca put it "make haste to live and think of each day as a single life."

You only get one shot at life so give everything, give it 100%. and if you don't like the view, change your frame of vision. 

And there in a nutshell is the beauty of this book... it makes you think about your life. I love novels that do that. 

• Selected Quotes...

“We don't have to play every game to know what winning feels like… Love and laughter and fear and pain are universal currencies. We just have to close our eyes and savour the taste of the drink in front of us and listen to the song as it plays”

“If you aim to be something you are not, you will always fail. Aim to be you”

“Never underestimate the big importance of small things”

“And that sadness is intrinsically part of the fabric of happiness. You can’t have one without the other. Of course, they come in different degrees and quantities. But there is no life where you can be in a state of sheer happiness for ever. And imagining there is just breeds more unhappiness in the life you’re in.”

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The First Casualty by Ben Elton

Our Rating 4 ⭐s

You Can Buy The First Casualty...here

You Can Find Out More About The Author...here

381 pages

First Published 2005

• The Blurb...

The first casualty when war comes is truth . . .
Flanders, June 1917: a British officer and celebrated poet, is shot dead. ,
He is killed not by German fire, but while recuperating from shell shock well behind the lines. A young English soldier is arrested and, although he protests his innocence, charged with his murder.

Douglas Kingsley is a conscientious objector, previously a detective with the London police, now imprisoned for his beliefs. He is released and sent to France in order to secure a conviction. Forced to conduct his investigations amidst the hell of The Third Battle of Ypres, Kingsley soon discovers that both the evidence and the witnesses he needs are quite literally disappearing into the mud that surrounds him.

Ben Elton's tenth novel is a gut-wrenching historical drama which explores some fundamental questions:
What is murder? What is justice in the face of unimaginable daily slaughter? And where is the honour in saving a man from the gallows if he is only to be returned to die in a suicidal battle?

• Our Review....

I've read a few Ben Elton books and always enjoyed them. I think he is a very underrated writer. Ask Joe Bloggs in the street and he would probably know him as 80s stand up comic, sitcom writer and possibly writer of West End shows. I think of him more as 100% author and a sort of working man's Robert Harris.

A good book will have at least three targets to hit. 1} Setting, 2} Character and 3} Plot. The First Casualty does a bang up job with all three.

1} Setting.  Obviously World War 1. It is self evident that Mr Elton is very knowledgeable in WW1 (see selected quotes.)  No doubt this in part is knowledge gained when he was co writing Black Adder Goes Forth, one of the funniest and most heart-breaking sitcoms ever made. We are immersed in viscous trench raids, the terror of charging directly in machine gun fire in huge frontal assaults, surviving artillery barrages in no-mans land. The mud, blood, rats, shit and lice. But we are also shown the political times as well as the human cost. The rise of the working class unions. The secret shame of hidden homosexuality. in addition to these issues the  suffragettes were changing attitudes of women and to women. We even become aware of the washable, reusable condom. The point being we feel engulfed in 1917. He does this really well.

2} The Characters. These too are well drawn Kinglsey is probably the most nuanced. A police inspector who is in favour of the death penalty but is also a conscientious objector, now that is a very thin line to walk.. He loves his wife who has abandoned him thinking him dead but he is also sexually attracted to nurse Murray. He also loves his job as a an inspector working for the state apparatus but they are the ones manipulating (and destroying?) him. So lots of internal conflict going on here. The other two main characters are a bit more stereotypical nurse Murray is a suffragette. A modern independent woman. She is a fierce ball of energy with her own motorbike and aforementioned condom. Think a working class Queenie from Blackadder 2.  Captain Shannon a sexual predator continually searching for his next adrenaline rush. Confident and brash a sort of darker and more malevolant Captain Flasheart again from the Blackadder TV show.

3) The plot is the final hook from Elton that gets under the skin and drags you into the narrative. Who murdered the secretly gay, poet and war hero? The spurned lover? the left wing barrack room lawyer? the commanding officer? and why? Where Elton is so clever here is taking a well known incident involving a famous person at time and "what iff ing it" i.e. what if x had happened, what if y had done it, and what would the consequences be and so one. The plot is pure speculative fiction and all the better for it

If you read through other Ben Elton novels that I have reviewed on this site, you will have seen that in the past I have been slightly critical of his endings. Not so with this one, he wraps it all up together neatly and leaves the reader with a smile on their lips.

Note to self...in hindsight I should have left this book to read near to Armistice Day.

Good story. Good setting. Good Plot all well delivered equals Good book and a good read.

• Selected Quotes...

"This war is … stupid. It offends my sense of logic. It offends my sense of scale."

"Kingsley was fast learning that within the collective madness that gripped the nation any attempt at rational argument was useless."

"Abercrombie was different now to how he had been at the Lavender Lamp Club. A little louder and a little coarser. He was wearing his mask."

"Kingsley had never defecated in front of anyone before but the men he was travelling with – all experienced soldiers and comrades of old – thought no more about it than if they were pissing up against the same wall."

"A bayonet is a weapon with a worker on both ends.’"

"War is the last stage of the capitalist cycle and as long as we have capitalism we’ll have wars. If you want to get rid of war you’ve got to get rid of capitalism.’"

"only three things lived amongst the trenches: rats, lice and men."

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The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammet

 

244 pages

You can buy The Maltese Falcon...here

You can find out more about Dashiell Hammet...here

Our Rating...4⭐s

• The Blurb...

Sam Spade is hired by the fragrant Miss Wonderley to track down her sister, who has eloped with a louse called Floyd Thursby. But Miss Wonderley is in fact the beautiful and treacherous Brigid O'Shaughnessy, and when Spade's partner Miles Archer is shot while on Thursby's trail, Spade finds himself both hunter and hunted: can he track down the jewel-encrusted bird, a treasure worth killing for, before the Fat Man finds him?

• Our Review...

Well this was a pleasant surprise. I don't really know why I decided to read this novel, probably a sense of lacking depth. A sort of " i haven't any 1930s hard bolied noir before, it's a notable genre, I suppose i had better read the daddy... The Maltese Falcon." I'm glad I did. I found it very enjoyable. I Genuinely returned to it night after night out of a desire to find out "what happens next" rather than out of a sense of duty, and that hasn't happened for a while.

It's got all the tropes, cynical tough Private Investigator (P.I.), duplicitous femme fatale, sneaky oily villains. The plot has more twists than Chubby Checker's corkscrew. So very stereotypical, but sometimes that's a good thing. The reader knows the route to follow. 

The characters are great too. We come for the plot but stay for characters. Whenever I hear that saying the example that always appears in my head is Only Fools And Horses. Originally we start to watch for the storyline but the gems are Del Boy, Trigger, Grandad, Trigger et all. The same applies to this Sam Spade isn't really a good guy, he's having an affair with a married woman. How he feels about his Miss Wonderly, his distraught client, who throws herself on his mercy is very mercenary. He is cynical to the point of being emotionally dead inside. The three villains are very different but all are very self-centred (as indeed is Sam Spade.) To this end having now read the book, I must commend the casting of the black and white film directed by John Huston. The acting troupe of Bogart, Greenstreet, Lorre and Astor fit precisely into the characters on the page.

Throughout the book a question that kept me on tenterhooks was what would Spade end up doing with Miss Wonderly. While not as overly evil as Gutman, Cairo or Wilmer she was the cause of much destruction. Would Spade rescue her or destroy her or maybe something in between. I think this was the question that intrigued me the most.

It may be a me thing, but while reading this novel I feel there are underlying themes of good and evil and particularly the bible (see first selected quotes in describing Sam Spade.)  Spade calls his secretary his angel on several occasions, and indeed she is probably the most moral character, while Miss Wonderly is very contrasting in her duplicity and using her womanly charms to lure men to their doom like a siren. While the falcon itself may be seen as a false idol that drives men into greed, betrayel and murder. Or perhaps I am thinking too much and seeing patterns that exist only in the chocolate fudge of my brain.

One thing that did surprise me, after reading the novel I was browsing an afternote that stated throughout the novel Hammet did not have an inner monologue. No thoughts or emotions are described and to my surprise I realised that this was true. The author had just discarded one of the writer's best, most versatile rules. I hadn't noticed, that may be a testament to the skill of the author. I have read Cormac McCarthy and I did notice when he did it. Also this very visual style of writing maybe why The Maltese Flacon transferred so well to the big screen. 

Whatever the ins and outs this was an enjoyable thrill ride through the dangerous jungle of deception and double cross. Well worth a read.

• Selected Quotes...

his pale brown hair grew down from high flat temples in a point on his forehead. He looked rather pleasantly like a blond satan.

Tom Polhaus poked his own left breast with a dirty finger. "Got him right through the pump with this." He took a fat revolver from his coat-pocket and held it out to Spade.

Spade nodded. His face was stupid in its calmness.

We believed your two hundred dollars." "You mean?" She seemed to not know what he meant. "I mean that you paid us more than if you'd been telling the truth", he explained blandly "and enough more to make it all right."

the lie was in the way I said it, and not at all in what I said."

The fat man was flabbily fat with bulbous pink cheeks and lips and chins and neck, with a great soft egg of a belly that was all his torso, and pendant cones for arms and legs. As he advanced to meet Spade all his bulbs rose and shook and fell separately with each step, in the manner of clustered soap-bubbles not yet released from the pipe through which they had been blown.

distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously unless you keep in practice.

The looseness of his lower lip and the drop of his upper eyelids combined with the v's in his face to make his grin lewd as a satyr's.

I want you to know that I couldn't be any fonder of you if you were my own son; but well, by Gad! if you lose a son, it's possible to get another and there's only one Maltese falcon.

the shortest farewells are the best.

I'm a detective and expecting me to run criminals down and then let them go free is like asking a dog to catch a rabbit and let it go.

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Pilgrims by M.R. Leonard

 

Our Rating 3 ⭐s

You can buy Pilgrims by M.R. Leonard ...Here

You can find out more about M.R. Leonard...Here

• The Blurb...

Out-of-work Latin teacher and borderline alcoholic Austin DeSantis is determined to spend his final days in the arms of a prostitute—that is if the aliens don’t exterminate humanity first.

But when the aliens land at the Vatican, begin speaking Latin, and reveal themselves to be Catholic, the world turns upside down.

Pressed into service as a translator and thrust into the center of humanity's first contact with a cryptic alien race, Austin must uncover their true intentions before religious turmoil rips the planet apart. But with Austin caught between the Catholic Church, the US military, and an enigmatic alien AI, he'll have to decide where his loyalties lie as the fate of humanity hangs in the balance.

• Our Review...

Spoilers ahead.

Well, where to start with this one. Its an absolutely bat-shit crazy bonkers premise but is nicely delivered. Aliens approach Earth but when they eventually get here, they are latin speaking fundamentalist Roman Catholics. Yeah I know! Totally headshot. Upon reading I immediately thought that this author is definitely Roman Catholic and very probably from the USA. Turns out I was right. What's more after Muslims kill the Pope and top level Cardinals, The aliens start a lightning fast, brutal genocide of all  Muslims. Sounds like a President Trump fever dream. Imagine if a Muslim had written a Muslim version of this. I guess the aim of narrative is to point out if we don't all get along together, we are all doomed together. But wow, just wow.

If you can get over the right wing religious bonkers stuff, the writing is decent. But it's like being given a hand grenade wrapped up in a nice bow. This one is not for me.

• Selected Quotes...

“Terror is the most brutal kind of pain. At least when we nuked the Japs, they didn’t see it coming.”

if you don’t want to be told by the pope to go up to an alien spaceship, then don’t join the priesthood.”

“Said like a man who only sees power.” Father Ambrose took off his glasses and began cleaning them on his shirt. “One who is blind to compassion and mercy.” “Compassion and mercy?” General Fergusson scoffed. “Those are mere luxuries for those at the top of the food chain.”

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Nope... I got nothing soz

This Must Be The Place by Maggie O Farrell

 

Our Rating 3⭐s

401 pages 

Published 2016

You can find out more about Maggie O'Farrell here

• The Blurb...

A reclusive former film star living in the wilds of Ireland, Claudette Wells thinks nothing of firing a gun if strangers get too close to her house. Why is she so fiercely protective of her family, and what made her walk out on her career at the height of her fame?

Her husband Daniel, reeling from a discovery about a woman he last saw twenty years ago, is about to make an exit of his own. It is a journey that will send him off-course, far from home. Will his love for Claudette be enough to bring him back?

This Must Be The Place crosses continents and time zones, creating a portrait of an extraordinary marriage, the forces that hold it together and the pressures that drive it apart.

• Our Review...

Full disclosure, this was a buddy read with my daughter who loved Hamnet. 

The characters are all fully developed and all have a hinterland that drives them. This book is about love and death and loyalty and missed chances. All life is here. It is a complex novel in that there are numerous characters and zigg-zagging timelines for most of the main ones. 

I must admit I am not a fan of literary fiction. It feels to me like reading a tv soap opera. I just dont get the point. Describing someones life is, well just a bit....boring. I love a murder, a denuemont, and arrest and an end point. That said this a fine example of writing. The ups downs of Daniel and Claudettes love life tug on the heartstrings and there are moments of comedy. Maggie O Farrell does have a wonderful way of writing about real life. She has depth and warmth and a wonderful turn of phrase as can been by our selected quotes.  But I think that's my problem. I dont want to read about real life. I read to escape real life. Its not that the author or book is not for me I think the issue is that the genre is not for me. I love to read about The Godfather, or Emporer Claudius or George Smiley. I have seen numerous reviews that gave this book 5 stars and my daughter loved the book. Its just not my jam. 

• Selected Quotes...

Here is what my brother smells of: paper, computers, cotton, emollient, toast, soap substitute, herbal tea, windowless rooms. My brother smells of hard work. My brother smells of intelligence, of all-nighters, of education, of dedication and sometimes, I think, loneliness.

On the surface I am one thing but underneath I am riddled with holes and caverns, like a limestone landscape.

The groom will rarely look at the photographs and, when he does, will be struck most by how many of the guests – considered, at the time, to be crucial presences in his life – he no longer

Spry’ is the word used for people of her age, isn’t it? Horrible word, Rosalind reflects, like a mixture of ‘spray’ and ‘why’.

When Todd and Suki heard that an American exchange student was being billeted in the vacant room in the eaves of their graduate flat, they were not pleased. They pictured a toothy type with trainers and V-necks and white socks. They pictured someone who might, of all things, attend church. Americans were religious, weren’t they? He would have hotdog-scented breath, a penchant for soft rock and a backpack full of college sweatshirts. He would want to join fraternities.

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Kill For Me, Kill For You by Steve Cavanagh

 

Our Rating 5⭐

401 Pages

First published 2023

You Can Find Out More About Steve Cavanagh...here

• The Blurb...

One dark evening in New York City, two strangers meet by chance.
Over drinks, Amanda and Wendy realise they have so much in common.

They both feel alone. They both drink alone.
And they both desperately want revenge against the two men who destroyed their families.

Together, they have the perfect plan.
If you kill for me, I'll kill for you...

• Our Review...

A standalone by Ireland's answer to John Grisham. Obviously heavily influenced by Patricia Highsmith's Strangers On A Train, (which we have also reviewed.) Cavanagh does a bang up job of updating and twistifying ( adding more twists!) to the original. The original's plot still stands up but it does feel very dated now. Cavangh's updated plot is slightly more complex but doesn't feel forced. It's not twists for twists sake. I started reading unconciously just expecting a rerun of the original but with modern day language and sensibilities. This would have been a worthwhile enterprise on it's own but the deciously dark corruption of the plot is just a juicy bonus. There are a couple of cracking twists. I read a few other books at the time I read this and this is the one that stays with me. If you loved the original, or even if you didn't this is well worth a read.

• Selected Quotes...

“That kind of death didn’t ride alone. It brought more dark horsemen with it: unemployment, debt, addiction and pain that at times was too great to bear.”

“In any other world that meant he would lose his job—but not when his father owned the company. Some people, those with money and the ear of power, never pay for their crimes the way ordinary people do.”

“Stronger than lover’s love is lover’s hate. Incurable”

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